Happy Friday–remember, it’s Friday the 13th–don’t walk under any ladders and try to stay away from black cats!
I’ll admit that everyday I peruse the Daily Mail website. It’s all things tabloid, news of the world, and random stories. And all things Kate Middleton, too. Earlier this week I saw this story on “a look at the world’s most terrible tans”. There are some crazy tan lines, bad spray tans, and a few post-beach sunburns that clearly involved an afternoon of drinking. Some of the photos are cringe-worthy.
All funny aside, remember to wear your sunscreen! I have super-sensitive skin and the only sunscreen that works for me and doesn’t cause an allergic reaction is Coppertone Oil Free.
I’m sure you’ve been waiting all week for the corny jokes, right? Here you go:
Why do potatoes make good detectives?
Because they keep their eyes peeled!
What do you call a mushroom who buys everyone drinks and is the life of the party?
And what would a post be without the obligatory cute Labrador photo?
That’s all I’ve got for today. I’m still getting back into the groove after a couple of days of travel.
Haahaha that mushroom guy looks creepy 😉
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