Friday Funnies: Search Terms

How is everyone doing in this heat that’s blanketing the U.S.?

I stayed nice and cool yesterday with lots of H2O – both drinking it and swimming in it (and not drinking it while swimming!).

I’m always curious to read the search terms that bring people to Apples and Arteries.   Today I thought I’d share a few of these.

Sharing a link to an article with pictures of goofy tan lines has driven a lot of traffic to the blog via these searches:

Most tan couple in the world

Worst tan ever

In fact, bad tan and bad tans are the 3rd and 4th most popular searches.  What?  Maybe I need to make this a tanning blog.  I should mention–1st is apples and arteries and 2nd is pineapple jokes.  My corny jokes have an audience!

Why did the pineapple stop in the middle of the road?

Because it ran out of juice!

I love that multiple people were driven to a picture of Tucker when they searched birthday puppy kisses pictures.


A few others that I got a kick out of:

modern family cam looks for tupperware–for anyone who is particular about getting their Tupperware back from others, this was a funny episode.

madison naked bikers – yep.  That one. I’m still shuddering but that story has really gotten some mileage.

Kate Middleton resemble–made-my-day



What’s a funny/goofy search term that brought someone to your blog?  Or what’s a search term you typed in that brought you to a site you were not expecting?!



Friday Funnies: 4/13/12

Happy Friday–remember, it’s Friday the 13th–don’t walk under any ladders and try to stay away from black cats!

I’ll admit that everyday I peruse the Daily Mail website.  It’s all things tabloid, news of the world, and random stories.  And all things Kate Middleton, too.  Earlier this week I saw this story on “a look at the world’s most terrible tans”.  There are some crazy tan lines, bad spray tans, and a few post-beach sunburns that clearly involved an afternoon of drinking.  Some of the photos are cringe-worthy.

All funny aside, remember to wear your sunscreen!  I have super-sensitive skin and the only sunscreen that works for me and doesn’t cause an allergic reaction is Coppertone Oil Free.

I’m sure you’ve been waiting all week for the corny jokes, right?  Here you go:

   Why do potatoes make good detectives?

               Because they keep their eyes peeled! 

 What do you call a mushroom who buys everyone drinks and is    the life of the party?

 A fun-gi!

And what would a post be without the obligatory cute Labrador photo?

Yes, Kostas' head does fit in a yogurt container.

That’s all I’ve got for today.  I’m still getting back into the groove after a couple of days of travel.

Happy Weekend!