How is everyone doing in this heat that’s blanketing the U.S.?
I stayed nice and cool yesterday with lots of H2O – both drinking it and swimming in it (and not drinking it while swimming!).
I’m always curious to read the search terms that bring people to Apples and Arteries. Today I thought I’d share a few of these.
Sharing a link to an article with pictures of goofy tan lines has driven a lot of traffic to the blog via these searches:
Most tan couple in the world
Worst tan ever
In fact, bad tan and bad tans are the 3rd and 4th most popular searches. What? Maybe I need to make this a tanning blog. I should mention–1st is apples and arteries and 2nd is pineapple jokes. My corny jokes have an audience!
Why did the pineapple stop in the middle of the road?
Because it ran out of juice!
I love that multiple people were driven to a picture of Tucker when they searched birthday puppy kisses pictures.
Tucker
A few others that I got a kick out of:
modern family cam looks for tupperware–for anyone who is particular about getting their Tupperware back from others, this was a funny episode.
madison naked bikers – yep. That one. I’m still shuddering but that story has really gotten some mileage.
Kate Middleton resemble–made-my-day
Kate
“Kate”
What’s a funny/goofy search term that brought someone to your blog? Or what’s a search term you typed in that brought you to a site you were not expecting?!
Apples and Arteries 
This is funny, but don’t you wonder what kind of people are searching “pineapple jokes?”
Those are awesome, oh man the last one… what a compliment!
Kate Middleton resemble!! That’s awesome!! I know.. I accidentally said birthday spankings in my blog once and I get a lot of traffic for that!
the best one I ever got was “cookie maker, booty shaker” but I recently got one that said “Why doesn’t my husband think I’m funny?”. I’d like to find that person and see if we can figure out any commonalities…
I love browsing the search terms so much. Your’s are great!!