Friday Funnies: 5/11/12

We’ve made it to Friday!  This weekend promises to be bright and sunny in Madison.  Hooray for Spring!

A few funnies from the week:

Sophia Grace and Rosie are back on Ellen.  This week they’re talking about their fascination with Target!

A popular search term that has lead people to Apples and Arteries during the past couple of weeks has been “bad tans”.  A few weeks ago I posted a link to a site that has pictures of goofy tan lines…I think people have been searching for this when they’ve entered “bad tans” as a search term:


In honor of Mother’s Day, here are a few things that Mom Would Never Say (Source):

  1. “Just leave all the lights on … it makes the house look more cheery”
  2. “Let me smell that shirt — Yeah, it’s good for another week”
  3. “Go ahead and keep that stray dog, honey. I’ll be glad to feed and walk him every day”
  4. “I don’t have a tissue with me … just use your sleeve”
  5. “Don’t bother wearing a jacket – the wind-chill is bound to improve”

What are you laughing about today?

8 responses

  1. Love your things Mom’s would never say! And, although I am a CA native, I recently moved to NJ. I already have draft post about the Tan Woman (she is from NJ…..). It’s so sad. But, too funny that you are getting hits because of her 😉

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