Friday Funnies: 4/6/12

Let’s get right to a few chuckles…

1.  Just in case you need a  jokes to tell this weekend:

What do you call a rabbit with fleas?

        Bugs Bunny!

How do you know carrots are good for your eyes?

  Have you ever seen a rabbit with glasses?

How do bunnies stay healthy?  

    Eggercise!  

2.  You never know when corny jokes will come in handy…last week I was sitting at my desk, working away, minding my own business.  I share an office with a few others and my colleague Angie was also working away at her desk.

In walks a man (I think he was a contractor working in the building)…doesn’t say hello, or anything.  Just starts to tell us a joke.  Then I dug into my mental file cabinet of bad jokes from the blog and this guy and I started going toe-to-toe with bad jokes.  Once he got in the last joke, he turned around and walked away.  Random!

3.  Dress pant sweatpants:

Are you really fooling anyone with those?  I sure hope women’s pencil skirts made from fleece are next!

4.  Funny Kostas picture of the day:

Nobody better try and lay a finger on my jar of Nuttzo!

I’m off to enjoy a day with my niece…Hunger Games, Whole Foods, etc!

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